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Kiwi Flitcroft Director of IT Operations John "Kiwi" Flitcroft is an expatriot of New Zealand. That's one of the islands where the British sent all their prisoners. We don't think he's a former prisoner, but he does speak in a funny way. Not ha-ha kind of funny, just odd. Kiwi has spent about 87 percent of his life in front of a computer screen. No matter if it's turned on or not, he just can't get enough of those cathode rays burning into his retinas. As a former hacker for the ******** government (we can't name names), Kiwi cut his teeth on obtaining lists of ******** (can't tell you that either). And now he makes sure that no one does it to us! Also, he breathes fire. Not a genetic thing, it's by choice. He fills his mouth with that lighter fluid stuff and lights it! Call him for your next party. Copyright © 2010    Burditt    All Rights Reserved